Act I scene I

“The Beast with Two Backs”

Iago, Roderigo, Brabantio

                               [Enter RODERIGO and IAGO]

 

RODERIGO           Tush! never tell me!

 

IAGO                     'Sblood, but you will not hear me:
If ever I did dream of such a matter, Abhor me.

 

RODERIGO           Thou told'st me thou didst hold him in thy hate.

 

IAGO                     Despise me, if I do not. Three great ones of the city,
In personal suit to make me his lieutenant,
Off-capp'd to him: and, by the faith of man,
I know my price, I am worth no worse a place:
But he 
Nonsuits my mediators; for, 'Certes,' says he,
'I have already chose my officer.'
And what was he?
Forsooth, a great arithmetician,
One Michael Cassio, a Florentine,
That never set a squadron in the field,
Nor the division of a battle knows
More than a spinster; mere prattle, without practise,
Is all his soldiership. But he, sir, had the election:
He, in good time, must his lieutenant be,
And I--God bless the mark!--his Moorship's ancient.

 

RODERIGO           By heaven, I rather would have been his hangman.

 

IAGO                     Why, there's no remedy; now, sir, be judge yourself,
Whether I in any just term am affined
To love the Moor.

 

RODERIGO           I would not follow him then.

 

IAGO                     O, sir, content you;
I follow him to serve my turn upon him:
We cannot all be masters, nor all masters
Cannot be truly follow'd. For, sir,
It is as sure as you are Roderigo,
Were I the Moor, I would not be Iago:
In following him, I follow but myself;
I am not what I am.

 

RODERIGO           What a full fortune does the thicklips owe
If he can carry't thus!

 

IAGO                     Call up her father,
Rouse him: make after him, poison his delight!

 

RODERIGO           Here is her father's house; I'll call aloud.

 

IAGO                     Do!

 

RODERIGO           What, ho, Brabantio! Signior Brabantio, ho!

 

IAGO                     Awake! what, ho, Brabantio! thieves! thieves! thieves!
Look to your house, your daughter and your bags!
Thieves! thieves!

 

                               [BRABANTIO appears above, at a window]

 

BRABANTIO        What is the reason of this terrible summons?
What is the matter there?

 

RODERIGO           Signior, is all your family within?

 

IAGO                     Are your doors lock'd?

 

BRABANTIO        Why, wherefore ask you this?

 

IAGO                     'Zounds, sir, you're robb'd; 
Your heart is burst, you have lost half your soul;
Even now, now, very now, an old black ram
Is topping your white ewe. 

 

BRABANTIO        What, have you lost your wits?

 

RODERIGO           Most reverend signior, do you know my voice?

 

BRABANTIO        Not I what are you?

 

RODERIGO           My name is Roderigo.

 

BRABANTIO        The worser welcome:
I have charged thee not to haunt about my doors:
In honest plainness thou hast heard me say
My daughter is not for thee!

 

RODERIGO           Patience, good sir.

 

BRABANTIO        What tell'st thou me of robbing? this is Venice;
My house is not a grange.

 

RODERIGO           Most grave Brabantio,
In simple and pure soul I come to you.

 

IAGO                     'Zounds, sir,  because we come to
do you service and you think we are ruffians, you'll
have your daughter covered with a Barbary horse;
you'll have your nephews neigh to you.

 

BRABANTIO        What profane wretch art thou?

 

IAGO                     I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter
and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

 

BRABANTIO        Thou art a villain.

 

IAGO                     You are--a senator.

 

BRABANTIO        This thou shalt answer; I know thee, Roderigo.

 

 

RODERIGO           Sir, I will answer any thing. But, I beseech you,
If't be your pleasure and most wise consent,
As partly I find it is, that your fair daughter,
At this odd-even and dull watch o' the night,
Transported
To the gross clasps of a lascivious Moor--
If this be known to you and your allowance,
We then have done you bold and saucy wrongs;
Straight satisfy yourself:
If she be in her chamber or your house,
Let loose on me the justice of the state
For thus deluding you.

 

BRABANTIO        Strike on the tinder, ho!
Give me a taper! call up all my people!
This accident is not unlike my dream:
Light, I say! light!

                               [Exit above]

 

IAGO                     Farewell; for I must leave you:
Yet, for necessity of present life,
I must show out a flag and sign of love,
Which is indeed but sign. That you shall surely find him,
Lead to the Sagittary the raised search;
And there will I be with him. So, farewell.

                               [Exit]

 

                               [Enter, below, BRABANTIO, and Servants with torches]

 

BRABANTIO        It is too true an evil: gone she is;
Where didst thou see her? O unhappy girl!
With the Moor, say'st thou? Who would be a father!
How didst thou know 'twas she? O she deceives me
Past thought! What said she to you? Get more tapers:
Raise all my kindred. Are they married, think you?

 

RODERIGO           Truly, I think they are.

 

BRABANTIO        O heaven! O treason of the blood!
Is there not charms
By which the property of youth and maidhood
May be abused? Have you not read, Roderigo,
Of some such thing?

 

RODERIGO           Yes, sir, I have indeed.

BRABANTIO        Call up my brother. O, would you had had her!
Some one way, some another. Do you know
Where we may apprehend her and the Moor?

 

RODERIGO           I think I can discover him.

 

BRABANTIO        Pray you, lead on. Get weapons, ho!
On, good Roderigo: I'll deserve your pains.

                               [Exeunt]